last night i gave myself a concussion

Saturday nights are becoming kind of my unofficial black-the-fuck-out nights, because I spend all day Saturday bored sitting alone in my house and then even though I always tell myself I'm not gonna go out drinking, I do, because I do not know how to be alone for more than an hour and drinking is a great excuse to see people.

So I called my friend who just moved out here from New Jersey and he said he'd bring me to his friend's house to play beer pong and we got there and I walked in the door and I saw this guy who looked just like my old friend from the rowing team, five years ago, and then I was like holy shit that is him and so I said "Holy shit is that you?!" and then I looked at the guy standing next to him was another fucking guy from the rowing team and we had one of those it's a small fucking world moments and we took pictures and I drank a bottle of wine by myself in under 30 minutes while playing beer pong and this was, you know, just the pregame.

And then we went out to the bars and everyone let me order for them so we just did rounds, and rounds, and rounds, of tequila shots, and there's not a whole lot of memory after that so I'll skip to the end:

When we got home I was so drunk I fell off the toilet and landed on my head and gave myself a concussion.